I’ve been asking myself some big questions lately. Who am I? Why am I here? Where did I park? Getting lost in the Costco parking lot can change your life. In most of my travels, I have a particular aisle or a secluded parking spot near a reference point, under a shady tree, near an ...
For the next several months, you will find me outside. Please don’t ask me to do anything indoors until mid-October. If you need me, you will find me standing in direct sunlight and soaking it up. I’m convinced I’m solar-powered like an AM/FM portable radio. Like the solar-powered ...
I’m back! Cue the fanfare, pop the champagne, drop the balloons and the confetti. I was told there would be fanfare, balloons, and confetti. What do you mean there’s no Champagne? Not even a glass Spumante? It’s been a couple of months since I last wrote to you. I went away for a ...
I gave up on my New Year’s Resolution just in time for Lent, but I refuse to give up on giving up. This year, I plan on abstaining from soda, snacking, and swearing. Whether I’ll make it to Easter or not is anyone’s guess. The Magic 8 Ball pointed to “Don’t count on it,” but it’s ...
In Tilton, N.H., police were called to the Market Basket supermarket on Jan. 12 to investigate an assault in the produce aisle. The Laconia Sun Daily is calling the incident the “Fruity Fracas.” Sgt. Andrew Salmon with the Tilton Police Department confirmed on Friday he was investigating ...
I have a cold. It’s a mildly inconvenient one. I have not reached the “I hab a colb” stage. I can either breathe out of my left nostril or my right nostril, but not both. At the first sign of a sniffle, a friend yelled, “It’s COVID!” It’s not. I had trouble reading the results of ...
