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I’ll kill Phil

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If and when the Ohio prosecutor finds Punxsutawney Phil guilty of mistaken weather prognostication, advise him of my availability to, most willingly, perform the retributive task of executing the erroneous marmot at no charge.

Mauro Orsatti

Finleyville

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