Help has arrived!
A public service announcement: Residents within audible range of East Washington, Washington’s Fifth Ward, East Wheeling Street and Stewart Avenue, take hope! Help has arrived!
Just drive to a home-and-garden store where, for a mere $24.97, one can purchase a professional earmuff designed to reduce noise by 30 decibels from lawn mowers, gas-line installations, dogs that don’t know how to not bark, trucks driving past the “no trucks” sign, helicopters, light industrial processes and more.
Note: Some discomfort may be experienced by the user.
David W. Kraeuter
East Washington