Feb 11, 2017 1 min read

This is getting fun.

The latest three-headed unicorn galloping from the angel dust domain of the Donald’s cornucopia of kookiness consists of a claim that the media is withholding reports of terrorist attacks.

Seriously, even Sarah Palin seems lucid in comparison to this lunacy. No wonder she’s apparently distancing herself from the dictator-in-chief.

There are, at last count, 97 major American companies boycotting Trump’s Muslim immigration ban. He probably would consider this a terror attack. On himself. But this was reported.

So, just what terror attacks are the press not reporting? Maybe one in which zealots stormed a popular convenience store in the middle of the night shouting “Death to American cheese,” while pelting patrons with frozen fruity beverages and hot dogs off a grill.

I’ll anxiously await further details from the White House on the “7-11 terror attack.”

Vin Morabito

Scranton