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A pie in the face?

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The 34-time convicted Republican candidate for president once famously said that he could shoot someone in the middle of New York and people would still vote for him.

Now, there is one small problem. As a convicted felon, he’s no longer allowed to have a gun to prove that theory.

I suppose his supporters letting him hit them in the face with a pie would be ample proof of their sycophantic loyalty.

For his most hardcore supporters, including those eager to be his pick for vice president, a cow patty pie would be the ultimate test that some would gladly accept and ask for seconds.

Vin Morabito

Scranton

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