Dear Diary:<ul><li>Monday: Thought it was Tuesday till noon. Checked phone. Said Monday. Rebooted phone. Still said Monday. Ordered new phone from Amazon.</li><li>Tuesday: Wore face mask to grocery store for first time. Made me think I ...
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Two weeks ago in a column I dissed Twitter, saying it “displays the slimy underbelly of American society.” My opinion hasn’t changed. But every once in a while, you find something fascinating in a tweet – like how Triscuit snack crackers got their name.Well, at least I found it ...
I majored in English in college, so when I observe everyday life, my mind often defaults to quotations by my favorite authors or poets. Last week it remembered William Wordsworth:<em>“The world is too much with us; late and soon,</em><em>Getting and ...
I’m sick of politics. I hate debates. I can’t stand talking heads telling me what a president or candidate for the office has just said. Watching candidates try to walk the fine line between rationality and demagoguery sickens me.All this gives me an idea.“The Masked Candidate.”Yes, I ...
Punxsutawney Phil and his wife were arguing.“I’m not going out there next year!” Phil said, using the back of his right paw to sweep away the bowl of alfalfa, clover, peas and beans she had placed before.“Not this again!” Mrs. Phil rolled her eyes, wiped her paws on her apron and sat ...
When I was a kid and my parents prevented me from doing something I dearly wished to do, they often would attempt to explain their reasoning by saying, “When you get older, you’ll understand.”<ul><li>Well, I’m older, and I don’t understand. Please help ...