World, schmerld! President Trump’s call for the nations of the world to reject globalism in favor of nationalism makes sense. I mean, what could go wrong?Return with us now to those thrilling days of isolationism. World War I. World War II. Korea. The Cold War. Each country should retain its ...
This is the army, Ms. JonesI had a swell time in the ‘50s wreaking simulated death and destruction.Using my Mattel Fanner 50 or my Hopalong Cassady twin pearl-handled six-shooters, I killed me a passle o’ outlaws and rustlers. Blew the smoke away from the muzzle casually. Dispatched several ...
It’s September, and time for our annual Back-to-School news quiz:1. “Nuke the Hurricane” isa) The latest WWE villainb) What President Donald Trump says would be a great way to stop tropical storms from hitting the U.S.c) A neo-punk band from Warsawd) My neighbor’s Boxer puppye) All of ...
Pull up a log, kids. I’m going to tell you a very scary tale.Many years ago – back in the 20th century – there lived a boy whose father did crazy things with a tablespoon and some matches. This kid’s dad, when he had a cold, would stick a tablespoon into a jar of Vick’s Vaporub, then ...
I really miss the days when people kept their traps shut.I miss a time when you could get in line at the supermarket without having the person behind you regale you with details of a recent family gathering where “everyone acted like idiots.”When people left you alone on public transit to ...
Questions I have, answers I seek:<ul><li>Fifty years after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon, why has technology not made “one giant leap for mankind?” Where are the flying cars and robot maids that were envisioned by the creators of “The ...
