If you say you have nothing to hide, you’re hiding something.Take my advice: Before someone discovers the skeleton in your closet, make a pre-emptive strike by drafting an apology to fit any occasion. Let me help you get started.The following template can be used by any male or female, young ...
Everyone said Whitey threw harder, ran faster and hit better than any of us. It didn’t matter that we said it only because if we didn’t, Whitey would grab us, one by one, in a headlock and force our faces into the dirt. Like Lola in “Damn Yankees,” whatever Whitey wanted, Whitey ...
<ul><li>I passed by a man and woman, clearly in their 80s, sitting on a bench outside Giant Eagle. “What I’m looking for,” the gentleman was explaining to his companion, “is a long-term relationship.”</li><li>Alternative facts: ...
I want to share a couple of facts that I learned recently: First, the ubiquitous pumpkin spice products being sold seemingly everywhere except funeral parlors are not meant as a tribute to the late, lamented sixth Spice Girl who quit before the girl group made it big in 1994.Second, “Pumpkin ...
I want to share a couple of facts that I learned recently: First, the ubiquitous pumpkin spice products being sold seemingly everywhere except funeral parlors are not meant as a tribute to the late, lamented sixth Spice Girl who quit before the girl group made it big in 1994.Second, “Pumpkin ...
Submitted for your approval: On the Saturday following the Crucifixion of Jesus, a group of Jewish rabble-rousers who had witnessed Christ’s trial returned to Pontius Pilate and said, “That ‘crucify him’ thing? We were angry. We’re embarrassed. We’re sorry.”And thus they moved ...
